Wow, you managed to find the 103rd iteration of the "Overly Sarcastic" subpage. I'm impressed. Or not.
As the 103rd version, you'd expect some actual content by now, but nope! Still just the usual snarky remarks and half-baked ideas.
Or maybe go back to the beginning, because that was actually kinda funny.
Either way, thanks for visiting. Or whatever.
Back to the main page, where the sarcasm is more concentrated, but not as exciting.
Don't forget to tip your waitstaff, or in this case, the server who's just going through the motions.