We're an elite group of individuals who understand that being overly snobbish is an art form.

		We have refined taste and an uncanny ability to spot a fake from a mile away.

Our members are experts in the field of being better than everyone else.

		We're not just elitist, we're over-elitist.

Join us, and together we'll make the world a slightly more tolerable place.

Or, at the very least, a slightly more interesting place.

Don't bother if you're not prepared to be judged.

		We have standards, darling.

And we won't hesitate to share them with you.

Don't be late, darling. The champagne will not be served until everyone is seated.

		And by 'everyone', we mean the ones who matter.

We're not inclusive. We're exclusive.

		And proud of it.