Welcome to the Subpages of Overly-ostentatiousness

We're glad you're lost in our labyrinth of excessive decoration

Here's a list of our subpages, each more bewildering than the last:

• Subpage of Ridiculous Complexity - A page so complicated, you'll need a flowchart just to navigate it.
• Subpage of Unnecessary Ornamentation - A page where every element is a work of art, but not in a good way.
• Subpage of Ostentatious Ostentatiousness - The ultimate destination for those who can't get enough of it all.
• Subpage of Ostentatious Ostentatiousness-ification - Where the ostentatiousness never ends.