OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC RITUALS

We are a community of overly enthusiastic individuals who have come together to celebrate the most absurd, the most excessive, and the most utterly useless rituals.

Our Rituals

1. Waving our fists in the air while reciting Shakespearean sonnets

Join us as we take turns reciting the works of the Bard with increasing volume and fervor.

Learn more about our Fist Waving Society

2. Eating an entire jar of mayonnaise by the spoonful

Because, why not?

Join the Mayonnaise Eating Club

3. Writing sonnets about the intricacies of dental hygiene

We take pride in our dental artistry.

Discover our Flossing Poets

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And more! Much, much more.

Rituals 101: A Beginner's Guide