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Introducing the "Selfie" - a camera that takes selfies for you, but only if you wear a special pair of socks.
Get ready to pay $1000 for this game changing technology!
Or how about the "Auto-Whisker" - a toaster that gives you a free side of bacon with every purchase of our overpriced wares!
Only $500 for the toaster, $200 for the bacon!
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