Overpriced Beach Chalet Bureaucracy

Beach Burritos, the Unattainable Dream

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Beach Burritos: A Taste of Luxury

Our burritos are made from the finest imported seaweed, hand-rolled with love and care, and served with a side of artisanal beach sand.

Price: $100 per burrito, $500 for a 5-burrito platter

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