Are you tired of living in a damp, dingy apartment with no view? Do you dream of owning a beach chalet that costs an arm and a leg? Look no further! Our financing options will help you achieve your dream of being overpriced and under-insulated.
Pointless Loans: Because Who Needs Cashflow Anyway?
Variable Interest Chalet Credit Cards: For When You Want to Pay Double the Price of a Mortgage
Chalet Equity Investment Groups: Because Sharing with Strangers is Always a Good Idea
Overpriced Chalet Lease-Backs: For When You Want to Pay Rent on a Property You'll Never Own