Welcome to Sea Salt Fries, the beach chalet where the ocean views are as overpriced as the emotions of your soon-to-be-broke self.
Enjoy your meal of organic, artisanal, gluten-free sea salt fries, expertly cooked to a price that'll make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Enjoy our expertly curated ambiance, complete with:
Our financials are as opaque as the future of your retirement savings.
We're not saying we're in the red, but our accountant's face is.
Don't ask us, just look at this graph