Welcome to the Bread Market of Despair, where artisanal bread is sold for the low, low price of $20 a slice.
That's right, folks. You can now get your daily dose of carbs and existential dread for a cool 20 clams.
But wait, it gets better! Our artisanal bread is made from the finest ingredients, sourced from the farthest reaches of the globe, and baked to perfection by our team of highly trained, highly paid bakers!
Why settle for bland, mass-produced bread when you can have a slice of Artisanal Bread that'll make you wonder if it's worth the mortgage?
And don't even get us started on our Organic Bread options. That's like, a wholeประก 5 bucks extra per slice.
So, what are you waiting for? Come on down to the Overpriced Bread Market and taste the difference that only overcharging can bring!