Where we serve coffee that's 300% of the cost of the average cup, but only 20% of the flavor.
We're not just a coffee shop, we're a social experiment in human psychology.
Our baristas are trained in the ancient art of making you feel guilty for not spending your entire paycheck on a cup of coffee.
Visit our Coffee Connoisseurs page to learn more about our expertly crafted overpriced blends.
Or, if you're feeling particularly flush, try our Billionaire Brew, a cup that'll make you wonder why you even bother getting out of bed in the morning.
$50 for a small cup, $75 for a medium, and $100 for large.
We also offer a loyalty program, where you can earn points for buying coffee and losing all your money.
Sign up for our Loyalty Program today and start drinking like a champ!
"I spent 10 minutes of my life savings on a cup of coffee and it was worth every penny!" - John, Local Resident
"I'll never forget the feeling of regret I had when I realized I had spent my rent money on a cup of coffee." - Jane, Former Customer