Buy me, I'm a luxury item!

Welcome to Overpriced Goods, where the most basic items have been artificially inflated to astronomical prices.

We have:

• Artisanal Sandpaper ($50/oz)
• Limited Edition Toilet Paper ($1000/sheet)
• Bespoke Thermometer ($1000/degree)
• Organic Dirt ($200/tonne)

Or, you know, just go ahead and buy some stuff.