Why Buy an Overpriced Hat?
Because, let's face it, you deserve the best.
Our hats are handcrafted with love and a dash of disdain for your wallet.
Each hat is carefully placed on a velvet cushion and lovingly massaged for maximum comfort.
We also throw in a complimentary side of existential dread with every purchase.
Prices:
- Basic Hat: $1000
- Deluxe Hat: $2000
- Ultimate Hat: $5000
- Collector's Edition Hat: Price on Request (but let's be real, you're probably not getting that one)