Room Rates
| Room Type | Rate |
|---|---|
| Deluxe Suite | $1,000/night |
| Standard Room | $500/night |
| Cardboard Box | $200/night |
All prices include complimentary disappointment and a side of despair.
Where the rich come to be overcharged.
| Room Type | Rate |
|---|---|
| Deluxe Suite | $1,000/night |
| Standard Room | $500/night |
| Cardboard Box | $200/night |
All prices include complimentary disappointment and a side of despair.