Overpriced Hotels with a View: The Luxury of Discontent

Welcome to the Overpriced Hotels with a View, where the only thing more expensive than the views is the therapy sessions you'll need after staying with us.

Featured Hotel:

• Le Grande Abalone - A hotel so exclusive, you'll need a second mortgage just to get a room with a view that's not of someone else's trash.
• Les Terre Rouge - Our rooms are so overpriced, you'll need to sell your firstborn to afford the privilege of sleeping in a bed that's slightly larger than a coffin.
• Le Solitaire - The only hotel where the view is as lonely as the experience of paying our rates.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our:

• Le Grand Solitude - A hotel where the only view you'll get is of your own reflection in the mirror.
• Le Monde Entier - A hotel so overpriced, you'll need to sell your soul just to afford the privilege of staying here.