You want to see the world, but the world just wants your money.
- Hotel "No View-crest": $500 per night for a room with a brick wall
- Hotel "View-ceptional": $700 per night for a room that faces a dumpster
- Hotel "The View-less": $1000 per night for a room with a view of your neighbor's cat
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