Meet the team behind the overpriced juice press, where the only thing we're squeezing is your wallet.
CEO and Chief Juice Extractor
Learn more about Bob's impressive resume.Chief Juicer and Lord of the Press
Discover the secrets behind Larry's juice-tastic techniques.Head of Juice Marketing and Sales
Find out why Jane's marketing strategies are the real juice of the operation.Disclaimer: The views expressed on this website are for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to make any actual juice. It will cost you an arm and a leg.