The Team

Meet the team behind the overpriced juice press, where the only thing we're squeezing is your wallet.

Bob "The Juice Baron" Johnson

CEO and Chief Juice Extractor

Learn more about Bob's impressive resume.

Larry "The Juice Guru" Gruber

Chief Juicer and Lord of the Press

Discover the secrets behind Larry's juice-tastic techniques.

Jane "The Juice Queen" Doe

Head of Juice Marketing and Sales

Find out why Jane's marketing strategies are the real juice of the operation.

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