The Overpriced Medicine Co.

Because You're Worth Every Penny

Welcome to the Overpriced Medicine Co., where we charge you an arm and a leg for the privilege of being alive. Our team of highly trained, yet slightly disheveled doctors are ready to prescribe you anything from antibiotics to zylocelescopy (that's a thing, we swear).

Click here for our latest zylocelescopy rates, and don't forget to bring your platinum card.

Or, if you're feeling particularly flush, try our Elixir of Life, guaranteed to cure whatever ails you, for the low, low price of $10,000 a vial.