$100,000: Because You Clearly Have No Idea What's Going On
A picture of a cat in a bathtub, because who needs context?
$200,000: I Can See Your House from My House, But Not My House
A picture of a house with a red circle around a single window, because priorities.
$300,000: This Meme is Worth More Than Your Entire 401(k)
A picture of a cat playing the piano, because talent is overrated.