In a world where time is money and money is a luxury, comes the art of Price Gouging.
Here, our team of expert price gougers have perfected the craft of charging an arm and a leg for the most basic of goods and services.
Our Signature Dishes
- Tour-De-Force Pizza - A $50+ pie with a single topping, served with a side of disappointment.
- Lobster Pizza - A $100+ pie with lobster, because you're worth it.
- Artisanal Cheese - A $200+ block of cheese, hand-crafted by our team of artisanal specialists.
Our Expert Team
- Our Leader - The mastermind behind the operation, with a taste for the finer things in life.
- Our Accountant - Keeping track of all the money, while also keeping track of your sanity.