Overpriced Real Estate

Welcome, gullible buyer! Are you ready to shell out for a dream home that'll make your wallet cry?

Available Properties

Condo Chaos - A 2 bedroom apartment with a view of your neighbors' trash cans. $1.5 million.

Fixer-Upper Frenzy - A 3 bedroom fixer-upper with a 20% chance of structural integrity. $1.2 million.

Mini Mansion Mayhem - A 5 bedroom monstrosity with a 50% chance of a decent neighborhood. $2.5 million.