Overpriced Sandwiches of the World Unite!

Warning: The following sandwiches are so good, they'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

• Artisanal, Small-Batch, Hand-Crafted, Organic, Gluten-Free, Vegan, Soy-Free, Nut-Free, Egg-Free, Dairy-Free, Meat-Free... (You get the idea.)
• The Golden Gobbly Jam Sandwich: A delicacy so divine, it'll make you weep tears of joy
• Panini Palooza: A sandwich of such unrelenting complexity, it'll put you in a coma
• Lobster Sandwich Roulette: A game of chance, where the lobster is the prize
• Pan Cake Sandwich Illusion: A pastry-soaked paradox that'll make you question your very sanity