Overpriced Toy Store

Welcome to the most exorbitantly expensive toy store in the multiverse!

We're home to the most overpriced, ostentatious, and utterly useless toys in the galaxy.

Check out our best-selling "G'lunkian Death Star Playset" for the low, low price of 500 Galactic Credits!

G'lunkian Death Star Playset

For the young adult in your life, this playset includes 500 pieces, 10 of which are actually functional.

In addition to the standard Death Star, this set includes:

• 1 x G'lunkian Death Star (with 3.5mm of actual functionality)
• 5 x G'lunkian Stormtroopers (with 1.2mm of actual armor)
• 1 x G'lunkian TIE Fighter (with a 2% chance of actual flight)
• 3 x G'lunkian Proton Torpedoes (with a 1.5% chance of actual explosion)

Price: 500 Galactic Credits

Quantum Mechanical Toaster

Because who needs bread, really?

This toaster has been certified to work on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays only.

Side effects may include:

• Mysterious fires
• Uncontrollable toast popping
• Randomly appearing quantum fluctuations in the toaster's behavior

Price: 200 Galactic Credits

Nebula Nuggets

Harvested from the depths of space and infused with the essence of rare, exotic starlight.

Each nugget is carefully hand-crafted into a 1cm^3 cube, making it the perfect snack for the discerning intergalactic gourmand.

Price: 100 Galactic Credits per nugget, or 500 for a 5-pack.