Welcome to the Overpriced Vacation Club, where you can live like a millionaire on a pauper's budget!
Or, you know, just come here to gawk at our luxurious amenities and pretend to be someone you're not.
See our outrageous prices Peruse our over-the-top amenitiesAs a member of the Overpriced Vacation Club, you'll receive:
We're not just a vacation club, we're a community!
"I've never felt so poor in my life!" - John D.
"The only thing I liked was the free Wi-Fi." - Jane D.