Overpriced Services

Because who needs affordable options?

We've got the following services to make your wallet cry:

Artisanal Sandwiches - $50 per sandwich, made with the finest imported brie and truffle oil.
Personalized Sunshine - Our team of expert meteorologists will tailor a sunrise to your specifications.
Robotic Selfies - Our robots will take a picture of you, then immediately regret their life choices.
Artisanal Water - Distilled from the finest imported Icelandic glacier water, with a hint of essence of essence.
Personalized Reality Checking - We'll check your reality for you, because you clearly can't be trusted.

Don't worry, we have more services to come! Check back soon for: