Welcome to Overpriced Ware 4, where the prices are as steep as the learning curve.
| Product | Price |
|---|---|
| Basic Overpriced Ware Unit | $100,000.00 |
| Advanced Overpriced Ware Unit | $500,000.00 |
| Deluxe Overpriced Ware Unit | $1,000,000.00 |
Don't worry, it's worth it!
We're a team of highly overpaid, highly overqualified experts in the field of overpriced ware.
Our motto? "We're not just overpriced, we're underperforming, too!"
Q: Is it really worth it?
A: Absolutely! You won't find a deal like this anywhere else, we promise.