Overpriced Services

Because Who Needs Value When You Can Pay More?

At Overpriced Services, we pride ourselves on charging you more for the same old stuff.

Try our new Prepaid Cell Phone Services, only $200 per month for a plan that's identical to the one you can get for $50.

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And, for the true connoisseur, our Humanitarian Organic Chocolate, made from the finest, sustainably-sourced cocoa beans, only $50 per square inch.