Frequently Asked Questions (Frequently Overpriced)

Q: Why is the price of the widget so high?

A: That's a great question. Our widget costs $10,000 because we have to pay off the national debt of a small island nation.

Why Not Buying It Is a Sin

Q: Can I return it for a refund?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our return policy is a complex algorithmic nightmare. You'll be lucky if you get your money back in 6-12 months.

Refund Policy Is a Lie

Q: Is it worth it?

A: If you have to ask, it's not worth it.

Asking Questions Is Courageous