Where every sandwich is a sacrifice, every salad a sin, and every soup a sin against humanity

Our Menu:

• Avocado Toast: $25
• Steamed Lobster: $50
• Golden Lobster: $100

Why Choose Us?

• We have a 10% chance of actually serving you what you ordered.
• We will charge you for every minute you spend in our establishment.
• We have a 50% chance of actually having the ingredients you ordered.

Disclaimer: Please note that our prices are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or are they?