In a world where self-absorption was the ultimate art form, Artifact 3 was the pinnacle of achievement.
It was a 12-foot tall, gold-plated, mirror-finish monolith that reflected the user's ego in all its glory.
With a base made of solid platinum, a surface adorned with diamonds, and a top coat of pure moonbeams, Artifact 3 was the ultimate symbol of one's self-worth.
Users would come from all over to bask in the glory of their own reflection, only to be met with the harsh reality that they looked just as ridiculous as they felt.
Despite the crushing disappointment, the lines for Artifact 3 never went out of style, for it was a constant reminder that, deep down, everyone knew they were special.
Or so they thought.
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