For when you need to read the sun, but don't have time to actually look outside
Using our patented, totally-not-actually-registered, Sun Reader Hack technology, you can finally read the sun without having to waste time and energy on actual sunlight.
Step 1: Place the device on a table or other flat surface
Step 2: Press the button (not included)
Step 3: Enjoy the soothing glow of the sun, without the sunburns and eye damage
Side effects may include: temporary blindness, permanent damage to your sense of humor, and/or spontaneous combustion.