A: It's a jacket that's just a little too big, you know? Like, it's just a little too much. Like, have you seen those 90s-era windbreakers that were like, "Oh, this is just a little too big, but I'll wear it anyway!"
Why are oversized jackets so large?A: Well, you can use it as a blanket, a picnic tablecloth, a makeshift sail, or even as a canvas for your next art project!
More uses for oversized jackets!A: No, that's a lie. We use the finest imported polyester, because who needs comfort, really?
Polyester: the fabric of the gods!A: Not really. We're like, totally not. But hey, who needs the planet when you can have a jacket that's 20% off the rack?
The environmental impact of oversized jacketsThat's all for now, folks! Stay oversized, and stay fabulous!
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