The Problem:
It's a common affliction in the land of footwear, where one sock is larger than the other, leaving the poor soul with a mismatched mess.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have a solution for you! Introducing... SockMatch, the revolutionary new technology that ensures your socks are always, always in proportion!
The Horror:
But wait, there's more! What if we told you there's an even greater threat to sock harmony than mere size differences?
Enter... Sockzilla, the monstrous force that seeks to consume all matching sock pairs in a single, terrifying bite!