OverSleeping Best Practices

A Guide for the Utterly Discouraged

You've made it to the morning. Congratulations! Now, let's talk about how to optimize your sleep schedule for maximum laziness.

Step 1: Set Your Alarm Clock to "Someday"

Why bother setting it any earlier? You'll only be lying in bed, wondering what you're missing.

Step 2: Create a Bedtime Routine for When You Get Out of Bed

• Check social media for exactly 45 minutes to see what you missed while sleeping
• Watch aประก video about productivity, but fall asleep halfway through
• Eat an entire pizza by yourself, because you clearly earned it
• Repeat steps 1-3 until you've wasted 3 hours