Blankets: The Ultimate Sleep Saboteur

Are you tired of sleeping through your life? Want to wake up feeling like you've been hit with a truck?

Look no further than Blankets! Our expert team of sleep saboteurs will provide you with the most uncomfortable, itchy, and distracting blankets in the business.

From scratchy polyester to fuzzy nightmare-inducing polyester blends, we've got the perfect blanket to ruin your sleep.

Check out our Beds of Despair for the perfect sleeping experience.

Or, for a more... extreme experience, try our Weighted Down Blankets.

We're not responsible for any lost productivity, relationships, or limbs that may result from using our products. You've been warned.

Join the Blanket Resistance today!