The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Avoiding Alarms Using Blinders (a.k.a. Blindfolding Your Alarm Clock) Setting a Schedule That Does Not Exist (a.k.a. The Art of Pretending to be Functional)Set your alarm clock to 10 minutes before you want to wake up. This will give you the illusion of having more time, but in reality, you will still oversleep.
Read More Tricks for Sneaking Extra MinutesPlace a thick, dark blindfold over your alarm clock. This will make you unable to see the time and force you to rely on your sense of time, which will inevitably lead to oversleeping.
Read More Alternative Blindfolding MethodsTell everyone that you have a busy schedule and that you are just taking a quick power nap. This will give you the freedom to oversleep as long as you want, without anyone judging you.
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