oversleeping/technique4

Technique #4: The Art of Snoozing Like a Pro

Warning: Do not attempt this technique if you are not a certified professional.

Step 1: Set the Alarm for 4:47 AM

Because, clearly, 4:45 AM is not enough to get a good night's sleep.

Set the alarm 5 minutes earlier than the last attempt.
Use a separate phone, one that has not been compromised by the Snoozing Committee.
Cuss at the phone until it buzzes loudly.

Proceed to Technique #5 for the Advanced Snoozer or Back to the main page for more Snoozing Strategies

Step 2: Develop a Pre-Sleep Distraction

Find something that will keep you up until 4:47 AM.

Watch an entire season of your favorite show.
Learn to cook a new recipe.
Write a 10,000-word essay on the meaning of life.