1. Round up to the nearest million: When faced with a question about the cost, simply round up the price to the nearest million. This way, you'll never have to deal with pesky decimal points.
2. Use the old "it's worth it" trick: When asked why something costs so much, just say "it's worth it." This approach is especially effective when faced with skeptical customers who ask "what's the breakdown?"
3. Blame the supplier: When confronted about the price, just tell them that the supplier is the one who set the price. This way, you can maintain your integrity while passing the blame.
4. Just add some zeroes: If all else fails, just add some extra zeroes to the price. This is especially effective when dealing with customers who are too cheap to understand the value of the product.
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