1. Because adulting is just so... exhausting.
Learn why.2. The apocalypse is just around the corner, and what's the point, anyway?
Prepare for the end times.3. You've already burned the planet to a crisp; might as well just finish the job.
Blame the system (and ourselves).4. Your boss is breathing down your neck, and you're just a cactus in the desert.
Learn to love (your) hate.5. Who needs a social life, anyway? It's just people.
Join the party of one.6. Your in-laws are just a never-ending nightmare.
The in-law-quisition continues...7. Because, let's be real, what's the point of any of this, anyway?
The meaning of life: 42, or is it 0.5?