The Overstuffed and Underfired Manifesto

A constant feeling of constriction and discomfort in your waistband region.

• A poor choice of breakfast burrito filling
• Excessive consumption of novelty socks
• A lack of understanding of personal space

A gnawing sense of emptiness in your stomach region, often accompanied by a faint rumbling sound.

• A diet of only ramen noodles
• A fascination with food blogs
• A secret love of snack food packaging