You know what they say: "The answer is obvious, but you're overthinking it." But what if the answer isn't even obvious? What if it's more like, "The answer is a sentient, talking pineapple, but you're overthinking it?"
Welcome to the land of overthinking, where the grass is always greener, the sky is always on fire, and the hamster is always plotting its revenge.
Read on for more existential dread and self-doubt!