Overthinker Profiles

John "Dread" Dorian

Overthinks every single thing he does, including breathing.

Specialties: excessive questioning, anxiety, existential dread.

Interests: reading philosophy texts, listening to ambient music.

Raises valid points about the meaninglessness of life, just to see if you're paying attention.

Specialties: pointing out fallacies, questioning authority, being generally unimpressed.

Interests: attending philosophy lectures, playing devil's advocate.

Believes everything is a scam, including the concept of "relaxation".

Specialties: conspiracy theories, finding the hidden agendas in everything.

Interests: reading conspiracy theories, practicing "skeptical yoga" (a.k.a. just lying down and staring at the ceiling).

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