Lesson 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Learn to spend 3 hours on 1 task, and 3 days on a single Google search result.
Perfect your ability to stare blankly at a wall for hours, contemplating the meaning of life.
Understand the importance of having 5 tabs open at all times, even when you're not using them.
Discover the joy of having 10 tabs open on your phone, just in case one of them magically solves world hunger.
Next Lesson: Advanced Procrastination