Overthinking and the Odds: A Guide for the Chronically Analytical

What is Overthinking, and Why Does it Happen to Me?

It's a condition where you think too much about things that don't matter, like the meaning of life, the futility of existence, or what to eat for breakfast. Symptoms include:

• Spending hours on philosophical debates with inanimate objects
• Calculating the probability of every possible outcome, including but not limited to:
• What if I trip on a rock and fall into a manhole?
• What if I forget to wear pants?

If you identify with these symptoms, congratulations! You're an overthinker! Now, let's get to the good stuff:

The Odds: A Guide to Calculating the Probability of Every Possible Outcome

Using our patented Overthinking Algorithm (OTAG), we'll break down the odds of every possible outcome, including but not limited to:

1. What are the chances of me tripping on a rock and falling into a manhole?
2. Is it better to wear pants or not?
3. Will the apocalypse come on a Tuesday, or a Thursday?
4. Can I trust a chicken with a calculator?

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