You Forgot to Buy Snacks

It's like the apocalypse, but for food. You're wandering the barren wasteland of a kitchen, searching for sustenance. But all you find is a fridge that's been raided by a pack of raccoons. Rock Bottoms, the last resort for the snack-deprived, where the only snacks are the dust bunnies of last week's leftovers.

Or maybe, just maybe, you should have checked the Pantry of Despair, the place where all the expired and moldy food goes to die.

Or if all else fails, you can always try the Last Ditch Effort Cafe, where the only thing on the menu is regret and disappointment. View Menu