We're not actually good at consulting, but we'll try our best to confuse you with jargon and buzzwords.
Our team of highly overpaid experts are here to help you with all your problems, as long as they fit into one of our pre-defined problem buckets.
Check out our Consulting Rates page for our current rates, which are totally not inflated.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our Overthinking Consultants Helpline.
Note: Please do not actually call us for help, as we are not actually good at consulting.
Disclaimer: Our consultants are not actually experts. We have no actual qualifications, experience, or skills. Our services are not actually services, but rather a series of confusing and confusing meetings.