It started innocently enough. A few typos here, a misplaced comma there. But soon, autocorrect was hijacking my every move, turning "I love you" into "I love you, seriously, don't you ever, ever, ever leave me alone."
I tried to fight it, to wrestle it to the ground, but it was no use. Now, I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle of "Did you mean 'affect' or 'effect'?" and "Did you mean 'their' or 'there'?"
It's like having a tiny dictator in my pocket, constantly second-guessing my every decision, telling me I'm wrong even when I'm not. Autocorrect, you're a menace.
But, I digress. If you're like me, and autocorrect is driving you mad, then read on for more.