Are you tired of feeling jittery, anxious, and generally on edge? Do you find yourself wondering if your daily caffeine habit is actually a coping mechanism for your underlying emotional issues? Well, wonder no more! Our Caffeine Free Diet is here to guide you through the process of weaning yourself off those nasty little stimulants and finding a sense of calm, or at least a sense of mild irritation.
Because, let's be real, you're probably not functioning normally anyway. And even if you were, do you really want to be a slave to the whims of a bean?
We recommend a strict regimen of herbal teas, yoga, and staring blankly into space.