The Caffeine Free Diet: A Guide to Functioning Without Function

Are you tired of feeling jittery, anxious, and generally on edge? Do you find yourself wondering if your daily caffeine habit is actually a coping mechanism for your underlying emotional issues? Well, wonder no more! Our Caffeine Free Diet is here to guide you through the process of weaning yourself off those nasty little stimulants and finding a sense of calm, or at least a sense of mild irritation.

Why Should I Quit Caffeine?

Because, let's be real, you're probably not functioning normally anyway. And even if you were, do you really want to be a slave to the whims of a bean?

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What to Replace Caffeine With?

We recommend a strict regimen of herbal teas, yoga, and staring blankly into space.

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