It's time to take back control of this house from the snoring, slobbering menace that has taken up residence on my couch.
Step 1: Establish a clear chain of command. I am the alpha, and my dog is the omega. Any confusion on this matter will be met with stern corrections.
Phase 2: Setting Boundaries and Expectations
Phase 2.1: Establishing a Daily Exercise Routine, Phase 2.2: The Art of Food Courtesy
Recommended reading: "The 101 Guide to Not Getting Your Head Bitten by a Dog"
