Should I Get a Dog?

Are you ready to commit to a life of utter chaos and mess?

Will you be able to withstand the constant whining, slobber, and hairballs?

Read more about the joys of canine companionship

Reasons to Get a Dog

They're cute
They'll love you unconditionally (as long as you don't run out of treats)
You can dress them up in ridiculous costumes (but let's be real, who needs a social life?)

Learn about the perils of canine fashion

Reasons Not to Get a Dog

They'll destroy your shoes (and possibly your sanity)
You'll never have a clean house again (or a decent night's sleep)
They'll be the real ruler of the house, and you'll just be a servant

Read about the futility of human dominance