Why bother with the hassle and mess of a real pet when you can just have a virtual one?
But what if I accidentally post something embarrassing?
But what if my followers leave me for a new trending influencer?
Why get a real dog when you can have 1000 virtual ones instead?
What if I run out of pretentious beans to ride my digital dog on the bike?
Don't worry, it's not like your digital dog is going to eat all your snacks or anything...
Or is it?